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by woznotwos
Mon Apr 22, 2019 5:29 pm
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: joke thread
Replies: 78
Views: 1646

Re: joke thread

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by woznotwos
Mon Apr 22, 2019 5:29 pm
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: joke thread
Replies: 78
Views: 1646

Re: joke thread

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by woznotwos
Mon Apr 22, 2019 5:28 pm
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: joke thread
Replies: 78
Views: 1646

Re: joke thread

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by woznotwos
Mon Apr 15, 2019 1:01 pm
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: joke thread
Replies: 78
Views: 1646

Re: joke thread

My wife asked me to put tomato ketchup on the shopping list that I was writing out.

I can't read a ****ing word now.
by woznotwos
Sat Apr 13, 2019 5:04 pm
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: New mail box stand.
Replies: 3
Views: 66

Re: New mail box stand.

:D :D :D :D
by woznotwos
Tue Apr 09, 2019 3:51 pm
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: joke thread
Replies: 78
Views: 1646

Re: joke thread

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden's funeral, a voice from inside screams:
"I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!"

The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters:
"Too late, I've already started the paperwork."
by woznotwos
Mon Apr 08, 2019 4:55 pm
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: joke thread
Replies: 78
Views: 1646

Re: joke thread

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by woznotwos
Sat Apr 06, 2019 6:01 am
Forum: Latest Find
Topic: JR 155 or JR 165
Replies: 5
Views: 121

Re: JR 155 or JR 165

165 to me
by woznotwos
Sat Apr 06, 2019 4:12 am
Forum: Latest Find
Topic: Latest Find...to find
Replies: 1
Views: 153

Re: Latest Find...to find

Got mine from JC Militaria a couple of years ago , they usually have a good range and seem pretty hot on them.
by woznotwos
Sat Apr 06, 2019 4:07 am
Forum: Latest Find
Topic: Camouflaged M17
Replies: 32
Views: 482

Re: Camouflaged M17

Amybellars wrote:
Wed Apr 03, 2019 10:12 pm
Hey Brian we are still waiting for your camo pics. Are you painting them or polishing them while we wait?? :o
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
by woznotwos
Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:44 pm
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: joke thread
Replies: 78
Views: 1646

Re: joke thread

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by woznotwos
Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:42 pm
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: joke thread
Replies: 78
Views: 1646

Re: joke thread

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by woznotwos
Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:33 pm
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: joke thread
Replies: 78
Views: 1646

Re: joke thread

I was interviewed by the police last night.
I answered every question with 'No Comment'.
They rang this morning, I didn't get the job
by woznotwos
Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:33 pm
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: joke thread
Replies: 78
Views: 1646

Re: joke thread

I was in London the other day when an American tourist stopped me and asked me the best way to Selfridges... I told him probably to put them on eBay...
by woznotwos
Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:21 pm
Forum: Latest Find
Topic: Girls and pickelhaubes
Replies: 25
Views: 516

Re: Girls and pickelhaubes

Not the girls toying with helmets i was expecting but very interesting pics.
by woznotwos
Tue Apr 02, 2019 4:02 pm
Forum: Latest Find
Topic: New mannequin from thoughtful family !!
Replies: 8
Views: 250

Re: New mannequin from thoughtful family !!

Daren't ask the wife for one of those
by woznotwos
Mon Apr 01, 2019 4:52 pm
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: joke thread
Replies: 78
Views: 1646

Re: joke thread

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by woznotwos
Mon Apr 01, 2019 4:52 pm
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: joke thread
Replies: 78
Views: 1646

Re: joke thread

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by woznotwos
Wed Mar 27, 2019 8:38 am
Forum: General Site Information
Topic: Spam Issue
Replies: 10
Views: 164

Re: Spam Issue

Jeez hit big time today !! so bloody annoying
by woznotwos
Tue Mar 26, 2019 7:41 pm
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: joke thread
Replies: 78
Views: 1646

Re: joke thread

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by woznotwos
Tue Mar 26, 2019 6:35 pm
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: FILMS THREAD
Replies: 6
Views: 187

Re: FILMS THREAD

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by woznotwos
Tue Mar 26, 2019 6:33 pm
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: FILMS THREAD
Replies: 6
Views: 187

Re: FILMS THREAD

No concrete news yet , but Spielberg's involved in a film named 1917 . A ww1 drama. Salisbury plain and stonehenge related issues during filming as its relatively close to the site.
by woznotwos
Tue Mar 26, 2019 6:26 pm
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: FILMS THREAD
Replies: 6
Views: 187

Re: FILMS THREAD

OVERLORD WW2 WAR/OCCULT/HORROR. On the eve of D-Day, American paratroopers drop behind enemy lines to penetrate the walls of a fortified church and destroy a radio transmitter. As the soldiers approach their target, they soon begin to realize that there's more going on in the Nazi-occupied village t...
by woznotwos
Tue Mar 26, 2019 6:19 pm
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: joke thread
Replies: 78
Views: 1646

Re: joke thread

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by woznotwos
Tue Mar 26, 2019 6:18 pm
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: joke thread
Replies: 78
Views: 1646

Re: joke thread

Haha
by woznotwos
Tue Mar 26, 2019 10:52 am
Forum: Welcome to Pickelhaubes.Com
Topic: new member from belgium
Replies: 14
Views: 3586

Re: new member from belgium

Welcome to the forum , its a great group.
by woznotwos
Mon Mar 25, 2019 3:26 pm
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: joke thread
Replies: 78
Views: 1646

Re: joke thread

Just went to see a faith healer perform. He was rubbish even a bloke in a wheelchair got up and walked out
by woznotwos
Sun Mar 24, 2019 6:04 am
Forum: Miscellaneous Items Wanted
Topic: WW1 British p08 belt
Replies: 0
Views: 44

WW1 British p08 belt

Hi , after one of the thick webbing belts to go with my NCO Leicester reg. jacket. Not been looking for long but thought i'd ask my fave bunch of people first !! :D
by woznotwos
Thu Mar 21, 2019 5:49 pm
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: joke thread
Replies: 78
Views: 1646

Re: joke thread

oops !!!
by woznotwos
Tue Mar 19, 2019 4:56 am
Forum: Latest Find
Topic: XXL picture of lancier Wachtmeester de Fierland
Replies: 27
Views: 752

Re: XXL picture of lancier Wachtmeester de Fierland

Ive bought about 5 large pictures since seeing this , none as large or as epic as yours but wanted to thank you for emptying my pockets !!

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by woznotwos
Mon Mar 18, 2019 4:14 pm
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: joke thread
Replies: 78
Views: 1646

Re: joke thread

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by woznotwos
Mon Mar 18, 2019 4:13 pm
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: joke thread
Replies: 78
Views: 1646

Re: joke thread

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by woznotwos
Mon Mar 18, 2019 4:12 pm
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: joke thread
Replies: 78
Views: 1646

Re: joke thread

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by woznotwos
Mon Mar 18, 2019 6:06 am
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: MIDAIR REPAIR
Replies: 0
Views: 32

MIDAIR REPAIR

Between the wars, but Airships were a WW1 machine Maintenance crewmen repairing the Graf Zeppelin in mid-air over the South Atlantic after it was damaged during a storm, 1934. (Photo by Alfred Eisenstaedt) 53429988_10216510045495943_499912757072625664_n.jpg How many millennials would do this job ?
by woznotwos
Wed Mar 13, 2019 2:33 pm
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: joke thread
Replies: 78
Views: 1646

Re: joke thread

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by woznotwos
Wed Mar 13, 2019 2:32 pm
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: joke thread
Replies: 78
Views: 1646

Re: joke thread

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by woznotwos
Wed Mar 13, 2019 2:31 pm
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: joke thread
Replies: 78
Views: 1646

Re: joke thread

Last night I lost my watch at a party. An hour later I saw a guy stepping on it whilst harassing a girl. I went over there and punched him.

Nobody should do that to a woman.

Not on my watch.
by woznotwos
Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:54 am
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: SGT MAMBO
Replies: 3
Views: 82

SGT MAMBO

During the First World War, Josef Mambo (center of photo) was serving as a sergeant in the German Army. He was born in Tanga in East Africa before his family moved to Germany in 1897. Sgt. Mambo was wounded twice - once in Russia and once at Verdun in France. He was one of many Africans who fought f...
by woznotwos
Sat Mar 09, 2019 9:47 am
Forum: WWI
Topic: My WW1 camo helmet
Replies: 15
Views: 288

Re: My WW1 camo helmet

Is this it ?
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by woznotwos
Sat Mar 09, 2019 4:45 am
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: Other hobbies
Replies: 12
Views: 983

Re: Other hobbies

Some serious hobbies there , i keep koi fish and train with weights so my time is pretty full too.

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by woznotwos
Sat Mar 09, 2019 4:34 am
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: Lost the leader of the pack....
Replies: 19
Views: 2931

Re: Lost the leader of the pack....

Did you end up getting another dog mate or did you decide against it in the end ?
by woznotwos
Thu Mar 07, 2019 8:03 pm
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: joke thread
Replies: 78
Views: 1646

Re: joke thread

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint m...
by woznotwos
Thu Mar 07, 2019 8:01 pm
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: joke thread
Replies: 78
Views: 1646

Re: joke thread

My wife is having some problems with breastfeeding so I phoned up the Doctors to make an appointment for her.



"Is this her first baby?" enquired the receptionist.



"No, it's her husband," I replied
by woznotwos
Thu Mar 07, 2019 8:01 pm
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: joke thread
Replies: 78
Views: 1646

Re: joke thread

I saw an advert in a shop window which read: "TV stuck on full volume, for sale, just £1."



I thought to myself... "I can’t turn that down."
by woznotwos
Thu Mar 07, 2019 7:59 pm
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: joke thread
Replies: 78
Views: 1646

Re: joke thread

My dad always had one rule when he was in the theatre, ‘always leave them wanting more’.

Great dad, shit anaesthetist.
by woznotwos
Thu Mar 07, 2019 7:59 pm
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: joke thread
Replies: 78
Views: 1646

Re: joke thread

Why do Norwegian warships now have giant barcodes down the side?



So when they get back to the harbour they can just Scandinavian.
by woznotwos
Thu Mar 07, 2019 7:57 pm
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: joke thread
Replies: 78
Views: 1646

Re: joke thread

udas: "Are we still on for Friday?"



Jesus: "Friday?"



Judas: "Yeah, you know - The Last Supper"



Jesus: "The what?"



Judas: "Supper. Normal supper with the lads..."
by woznotwos
Thu Mar 07, 2019 7:57 pm
Forum: Otto's social forum
Topic: joke thread
Replies: 78
Views: 1646

Re: joke thread

Doorbell rang last light and when I got up to answer it there's my mother-in-law sitting on the front step.

"Can I stay here for a few days?" She pleaded "What do you think I am, a heartless bastard?" I said "Sure you can."

Then I closed the door and went to bed..