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    Other hobbies

    Some serious hobbies there , i keep koi fish and train with weights so my time is pretty full too.
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    Lost the leader of the pack....

    Did you end up getting another dog mate or did you decide against it in the end ?
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    joke thread

    A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to...
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    joke thread

    My wife is having some problems with breastfeeding so I phoned up the Doctors to make an appointment for her. "Is this her first baby?" enquired the receptionist. "No, it's her husband," I replied
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    joke thread

    I saw an advert in a shop window which read: "TV stuck on full volume, for sale, just £1." I thought to myself... "I can’t turn that down."
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    joke thread

    My dad always had one rule when he was in the theatre, ‘always leave them wanting more’. Great dad, shit anaesthetist.
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    joke thread

    Why do Norwegian warships now have giant barcodes down the side? So when they get back to the harbour they can just Scandinavian.
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    joke thread

    udas: "Are we still on for Friday?" Jesus: "Friday?" Judas: "Yeah, you know - The Last Supper" Jesus: "The what?" Judas: "Supper. Normal supper with the lads..."
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    joke thread

    Doorbell rang last light and when I got up to answer it there's my mother-in-law sitting on the front step. "Can I stay here for a few days?" She pleaded "What do you think I am, a heartless bastard?" I said "Sure you can." Then I closed the door and went to bed..
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    pickelhube leather base

    Oh my word , what happened there . Couple of vindictive bidders perhaps destroying the sale for some reason ?
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    XXL picture of lancier Wachtmeester de Fierland

    Shame there's not a like button for posts !!
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    No room but quite quirky

    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/A-Pair-Of-Large-Model-Soldiers/282909444757?hash=item41deb78a95:g:Vn4AAOSw-btawm6E
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    XXL picture of lancier Wachtmeester de Fierland

    Wow , more pics please when you get time .
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    joke thread

    Took the wife to a nightclub last weekend. There was a guy on the dance floor giving it large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips the lot. My wife said to me, "That guy proposed to me 15 years ago and I turned him down." I said, "Looks like he's still celebrating."
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    joke thread

    Just after my wife had given birth, I asked the doctor, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?" He winked at me and said, "I'm off duty in ten minutes - meet me in the car park".
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    joke thread

    A man wakes up one morning and is surprised to find a gorilla on his roof. He looks in the Yellow Pages and sure enough, there's an advert for "Gorilla Removers". He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his...
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    joke thread

    I called two girls hipsters today and got slapped. Apparently the correct term is "conjoined twins"
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    joke thread

    I went to the Doctor today as my crossword addiction was making me depressed. He told me not to get too down
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    XXL picture of lancier Wachtmeester de Fierland

    I like your floors , giving me ideas for my war room. I'll say it again , that picture is amazing . ...alongside the outfit..... :love10:
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    My Main finds at 2019 SOS

    Well done mate , love them both !
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