Gus: "I want to be a US Marine, really"
Recruiter: "I am sorry, I am saying no for your own good"
Gus: "But I love my country and I love the Poo"
Recruiter: "I feel for you Mr. Gus but it's for your own good"
Gus: "Poo is a patriot, and he likes Honey. Don't Marines like honey?"
Recruiter: "I am not sure if all Marines like honey, but I am pretty sure Poo is not a hero to the Corps"
Gus: "Can I have an ice cream cone then?"
Recruiter: "Vanilla or Chocolate"
Gus: "Poo like Vanilla so I will go with that"
Recruiter: "Be safe and prosper young Gus"