Does it get lonely out on the open sea? Ever find yourself pining for the kind of corsair who can keep you company during the long, lonely night watches?
Well, here' s your chance! Enter to play "Buccaneer Bachelor," and you might just win the heart, the hand, the hook, or some other body part, of none other than Cap' n Slappy himself!
Yes. This contest will give a handful of lucky sea lasses the chance to compete for the attentions of that paragon of Pirattitude, Cap' n Slappy!
How it works:
Each week from early June until September 19th (Talk Like A Pirate Day) a piratical question will be posed in our blog to a lucky group of contestants selected from those who've met the entry requirements.
The contestants will then submit their answers - answers that we hope are both piratical and funny. Cap'n Slappy will go through their responses and, with a great deal of sadness, eliminate one contestant each week.
On or around September 19, International Talk Like a Pirate Day, Slappy will choose one lucky lass from among the two contestants who've shown enough pirattitude to make it to the final round.
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