Invasion of Canada planned

joerookery

joerookery

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Not since the war of 1812 has such a plan been hatched. Inspired by Paul and the Navy we plan on being in the first wave. Be afraid it will happen SOON!!!
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(snort) Oh yea, I'm shaking in my rubber boots. You guys won't get past the Lower Deck Pub in Halifax.
Within 1 hour you'll be singing East Coast ballads and hoisting Propeller Stout. :eek:ccasion5:
 
Hey Joe,
These Canadians sure have a lot of confidence in the strength of their beer.
Gus
 
joerookery said:
Tell me more where should we go?
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We go to Halifax perhaps 5 times a year, my wife is from there. It is only four hours drive from Halifax to Fredericton (3 hours if Ann is driving!). My favorite pubs are the Split Crow and The Lower Deck. Grab a pint of Propeller Stout. You will not regret it. Where to go? The museum of the Atlantic http://museum.gov.ns.ca/mma/index.html , and the Citadel http://www.pc.gc.ca/lhn-nhs/ns/halifax/index_e.asp are not to be missed.

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Hey Joe, you are right,either Tony has lousy security clearance, or .. maybe he is setting you up for a trap. Before you go, be sure to take some of the money out of your monopoly game, the banks in Canada will exchange it better than US$s
Gus
PS Don't try to take any hand grenades with you, Canadian customs officials frown on that.
 
Tony & Kaiser said:
Gustaf said:
Hey Joe, you are right,either Tony has lousy security clearance,
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DND Secret actually...... I'm also the Security Officer for the Combat Training Center Headquarters.
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Be careful joe, I think it is a trap, Are you going to be on the high seas on Sept 19th, don't forget it is talk like a pirate day.
Gus
 
Talk like aq pirate day!!!!!
Watch Cap'n Slappy, Ol' Chumbucket and Mad Sally inflict pirattitude
on a family that doesn't know what hit 'em
on ABC's Wife Swap on Monday, Sept. 18 - one day before International Talk Like A Pirate Day!
8 p.m. (7 Central and Mountain time)
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Grab a pint of Propeller Stout. You will not regret it.
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I will drink a pint to the health of Tony, Kaiser and all. .... Then we will pillage the area. I cannot spill the beans lest the canadians know whe are comming. But we will be fresh with piratitude when we come ashore! We will certainly check out the places we were directed to.

CHECK THIS OUT

Telephone Etiquette for Talk Like A Pirate Day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGECIFa9rJM


Oh Canada be afraid!
 
Good luck invadinging the east coast. The people down there are really great .super friendly.the Cotadel is a must see.
Mark
And Gsu You wanna make a 4and 0 invasion record?
Mark
 
Just remember that Talk like a Pirate Day (TLPD) is 19 September and for the Canadian folks who fear the approaching invasion there is a free pattern for Knit Like a Pirate
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http://www.talklikeapirate.com/knitlikeapirate.html

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http://knitlikeapirate.com/projects/tricorn.html
 
ok ok if you don't know how to talk like a pirate here is a short lesson.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cKCkbWDGwE&NR
 
zipperheads9 said:
Good luck invadinging the east coast. The people down there are really great .super friendly.the Cotadel is a must see.
Mark
And Gsu You wanna make a 4and 0 invasion record?
Mark
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Hey Mark,
If I recall correctly, the state of Minnisota still occupies a part of Canada, whaddaya say to that?
Gus
 
Hey Gus
You had to get something for the trying. You also got Goat Island in the Niagra River . Besides wee have enough Cheese up here.
Mark
 
US and Canada have done amphib operations before.

11. Following a massive naval bombardment 35,000 US and Canadian
troops stormed ashore at Kiska, in the Aleutian Islands. 21 troops
were killed in the firefight. It would have been worse if there had
been any Japanese on the island.
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Are you after that pirated Royal Navy Silver and Gold from raid the White House in 1815 are yah? Seems that may be tru reasons's for pirates's .
Mark
 
Hey Mark,
We really sucked you red coats in on that raid, not only was the silver and gold pewter and brass, but we made out like a bandit on the insurance payments from the damage you hooligans did to the president's house when you robbed the place and torched it.
Gsu
 
Gustaf said:
Hey Mark,
We really sucked you red coats in on that raid, not only was the silver and gold pewter and brass, but we made out like a bandit on the insurance payments from the damage you hooligans did to the president's house when you robbed the place and torched it.
Gsu
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Hey Gus,
You noticed that we also took your avatar. hehe heh heh . :D
 
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