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Rendsburg

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The Patrol Man orders the man to stop the car.
- Your documents, please. You were to 130km/h and the speed
maxim in this highway is 100.
- No, officer, I was to 100, with certainty.
His mother-in-law corrects:
- Ah, Gus, what is that! You were to 130 or more!
Gus looks at the mother-in-law with the face boiling.
- And your right flashlight is not working...
-my flashlight? Not knew about that. It should have broke in the highway...
The mother-in-law insists:
-Ah, Gus, you are liyng! You are speaking there are weeks that you needs to repair the flashlight!

Gus is irritated and he makes sign to the mother-in-law to be quiet.
-And you are without the safety belt.
-but I was with him. I only removed to catch the documents
- Ah, Gus, liyng again! You never use the belt!
Gus doesn't control himself and screams for the mother-in-law:
- SHUT UP!
The officer leans and he asks to the mother -in - law:
- Does he always scream like this with you?
She answers:
- No, officer. Only when he drinks...


Otto
 
This is true, I never wear a seat belt and only yell at my mother in law when I am drinking
Gus
 
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