I beg the pardon of our Ladies...but I laughed a lot!
Periodic Controls:
Element: Woman
Symbol: WO
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic weigh : Accept as 50 kg, but, it is known that
it varies from 45 to 92 kg.
Occurrence: Spare amount in the whole urban area.
COMPOSITION
10% chests
10% thighs
10% buttock
40% vague thoughts
30% clothes
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. surface usually covered for colored coating.
2. boils for anything, freezes without reason.
3. melts if submitted to appropriate treatment.
4. embitters if used incorrectly.
5. high danger if handled by unqualified hands.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES II
1. possesses likeness with gold, silver, platinum and precious stones.
2. capable to absorb great amounts of expensive substances(clothes, dinners, houses, cars, etc.).
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES III
3. can explode spontaneously.
4. extremely noisy when found in group.
5. insoluble in liquids, but with activity increased by saturation in alcohol.
6. gives up the pressure when applied in correct points.
GENERAL USEFULNESS I
1. highly ornamental, especially in sport cars, yachts and swimming pools.
2. she is the most knew powerful agent reducer of money.
3. can be of great help for relaxation.
GENERAL USEFULNESS II
4. a lot of times, when used correctly, can to wash, to cook and to look for slipper and newspaper for the Owner of the house.
5. ideal to elevate depressed spirits, as well as
to depress high spirits.
WHAT LACKS IN HIS STRUCTURE
1. ON/OFF button.
2. volume button.
3. remote control
Sorry girls, macho, but funny!
Otto :lol: :lol: :lol:
PS.However we didn't live without you!
Periodic Controls:
Element: Woman
Symbol: WO
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic weigh : Accept as 50 kg, but, it is known that
it varies from 45 to 92 kg.
Occurrence: Spare amount in the whole urban area.
COMPOSITION
10% chests
10% thighs
10% buttock
40% vague thoughts
30% clothes
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. surface usually covered for colored coating.
2. boils for anything, freezes without reason.
3. melts if submitted to appropriate treatment.
4. embitters if used incorrectly.
5. high danger if handled by unqualified hands.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES II
1. possesses likeness with gold, silver, platinum and precious stones.
2. capable to absorb great amounts of expensive substances(clothes, dinners, houses, cars, etc.).
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES III
3. can explode spontaneously.
4. extremely noisy when found in group.
5. insoluble in liquids, but with activity increased by saturation in alcohol.
6. gives up the pressure when applied in correct points.
GENERAL USEFULNESS I
1. highly ornamental, especially in sport cars, yachts and swimming pools.
2. she is the most knew powerful agent reducer of money.
3. can be of great help for relaxation.
GENERAL USEFULNESS II
4. a lot of times, when used correctly, can to wash, to cook and to look for slipper and newspaper for the Owner of the house.
5. ideal to elevate depressed spirits, as well as
to depress high spirits.
WHAT LACKS IN HIS STRUCTURE
1. ON/OFF button.
2. volume button.
3. remote control
Sorry girls, macho, but funny!
Otto :lol: :lol: :lol:
PS.However we didn't live without you!
