My wife and I were sitting on the sofa watching the news the other day when we saw a report that a famous rap singer was arrested --- again --- for abusing his supermodel wife.
I said to my wife: "I will never understand how the most belligerent, worthless, obnoxious, piece of horse dung men end up marrying the most beautiful women."
My wife looked at me and said: "Thanks."
My wife came home the other night very excited. "Pack your bags, I've won the lottery," she cried. I asked her where I should pack for, warm or cold weather. She replied, "I don't care, just leave!"