Hey Brian,
I did not smuggle a pistol into the UK, it was a revolver, oddly enough, when I was on my way over to the UK, I had about 20 dollars in my pocket, when I went through the medal detector, it went off like I had a rifle, a guard asked what I had, and I reached into my pocket to show him. Two BIG guards had me firmly pinned to the wall and the searched me, when they got done, the guard that asked the question said, "in the future, it would be better to tell us, not show us" On the way home from the UK, I stopped in at the London office of Pan Am to find out what to do to take the revolver on the plane, I was told that it would be no problem if I would just have the revolver in my hand and declare it to the stewardess and I boarded. I did as I was told, and the stewardess put it in a manela envelope and wrote my name on it. I then had to pass through the medal detector, and when that went off, they ran over me with a hand held unit, and got a big buz off a shoulder bag (it was not a purse, it was an Austrian WWI bread bag) they asked what I had inside, and remembering my instructions in New York two months earlier, I replied "I don't know, maybe it is a camera" and they let me board. When I disembarked in Chicago, the pilot handed me the envelope as I left the plane.
They say God looks after idiots and childern, and at 17, I may have been doubly blessed
Best
Gus