2 Guys walk into a public bathroom .
One a guy from the city the other a coonass from the bayou.
When they both finish the city guy walks to to the sink and the coonass walks to the door.
The city guy tells the coonass " I am from the city and my dad taught me to wash my hands after using the bath room".
The coonass turns around and says I am from the bayou and my daddy taught me to not piss on my hands then turned and left.