joke thread

[woznotwos]

 

[woznotwos]

I keep having this dream that I’m a horse.

Thats five nights on the trot.

 

[woznotwos]

My mate went train spotting earlier and got hit by a steam train.



He was chuffed to bits.

 

[pickelhauben]

2 Guys walk into a public bathroom .
One a guy from the city the other a coonass from the bayou.
When they both finish the city guy walks to to the sink and the coonass walks to the door.
The city guy tells the coonass " I am from the city and my dad taught me to wash my hands after using the bath room".
The coonass turns around and says I am from the bayou and my daddy taught me to not piss on my hands then turned and left.

 

[woznotwos]

 

[woznotwos]

 

[woznotwos]

If anybody's got any ideas on how to fix my terrible condensation problem, please pop round, the kettle's always on.

 

[woznotwos]

 

[woznotwos]

 

[aicusv]

I miss my wife. But I have going to the range to practice.