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Re: joke thread

Post by woznotwos » Sun Sep 06, 2020 5:12 am

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Post by woznotwos » Sun Sep 06, 2020 5:22 am

I keep having this dream that I’m a horse.

Thats five nights on the trot.
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Re: joke thread

Post by woznotwos » Sun Sep 06, 2020 5:24 am

My mate went train spotting earlier and got hit by a steam train.



He was chuffed to bits.
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Re: joke thread

Post by pickelhauben » Sun Sep 06, 2020 8:05 am

2 Guys walk into a public bathroom .
One a guy from the city the other a coonass from the bayou.
When they both finish the city guy walks to to the sink and the coonass walks to the door.
The city guy tells the coonass " I am from the city and my dad taught me to wash my hands after using the bath room".
The coonass turns around and says I am from the bayou and my daddy taught me to not piss on my hands then turned and left.

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Re: joke thread

Post by woznotwos » Thu Sep 10, 2020 3:05 pm

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Re: joke thread

Post by woznotwos » Thu Sep 10, 2020 3:07 pm

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Re: joke thread

Post by woznotwos » Fri Sep 11, 2020 11:28 am

If anybody's got any ideas on how to fix my terrible condensation problem, please pop round, the kettle's always on.
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Re: joke thread

Post by woznotwos » Tue Sep 15, 2020 3:26 am

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Re: joke thread

Post by aicusv » Tue Sep 15, 2020 9:47 am

I miss my wife. But I have going to the range to practice.
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